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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can jam my dick in your ass."
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"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."
"A paralyzed man calls U-Haul... ""Hey can you help me move?"""
"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."
"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."
"What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk? White and black noise."
"a muslim, a jew, a christian and an atheist walk into a coffee shop... and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become good friends. thats what happens when you're not an asshole."
"Last rites? Over my dead body..."
"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"
"How did the worlds strongest man get his title? He came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a masturbation contest."