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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew."
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"I like my woman like I like my coffee Served at 160F."
"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."
"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."
"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"
"Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move."
"I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells Owls and Mayonnaise."
"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"
"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"
"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"