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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my coffee Served at 160F."
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"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"
"[god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?"
"A young boy died after having sex with his teacher... His friends high fived him to death. Zak galifinakorishdjignko"
"Dirty Catholic Priest jokes are getting old. So we know one demographic who won't like them any more at least."
"My tacos are ready. Please check my Instagram to see 16 photos of them."
"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"
"Why is Boromir such a hit at orgies? Because when he blows his horn everyone comes ;)"
"Knock knock Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who? 420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned? Okay, sorry I'll leave."
"So i asked this girl to have phone sex with me.. She said she cant, because she has Virgin Mobile.."