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Joke of the Day
"Phones are getting smarter and thinner. People, not so much."
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"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."
"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."
"FLY WITHOUT WINGS Q: What is a fly without wings? A: A walk."
"Do you have a nose? Who nose? Courtesy of the ~6yo on my morning bus."
"Santa keeps his suits in the clauset."
"They say it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it does to smile. So, I say exercise your face... Get married and have teenage children. You will be frowning more than you imagined."
"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."
"Google just returned 3,250,000,000 results for my search. Cancel my afternoon appointments."