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Joke of the Day

"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."

"I need a full wifi description before I can even consider coming to your home"

"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."

"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters."

"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."

"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."

"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."

"14 years ago tonight, a loaf of frozen reindeer shit fell from the sky & struck my father, killing him instantly."