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Joke of the Day
"Why did the marine park worker feel aimless? Because they lacked porpoises."
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"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver."
"If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with"
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles."
"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."
"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? Ya fuck her."
"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"