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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
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"I hate it when I pee in my pants and people think its just water that splashed on my crotch from washing my hands."
"What kind of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a hoedown. Not my joke, just passing it on."
"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."
"I was gonna make a good science joke But all the good ones argon"
"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."
"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"
"An athiest, a redditor, and a narassist walked into a bar... He was immediately thrown out for being under 21"
"How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!"