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Joke of the Day

"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a hoedown. Not my joke, just passing it on."

"Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus"

"2016 is on such a high kill streak I'm worried for when it's going to unlock nukes"

"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"

"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"

"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."

"Man, Trump has gotten a tremendous amounts of votes... Would be a shame if someone deleted them"

"""I wanna rock!"" ~said the angry geologist."

"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling."