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Joke of the Day

"There was this one time I discovered a time machine... I still remember it like it was tomorrow."

"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"

"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""

"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"

"Light beer is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"How do rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump Kin"

"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."

"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."