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Joke of the Day
"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""
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"A dyslexic person walks into a bra."
"If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin."
"Headline: World helium shortage over due to discovery of helium field. Scientist: (high voice) This new supply of helium is a game-changer"
"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."
"What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner."
"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."
"Yay know, I'm no pedophile, but this childporn charge is some bullshit... Since when was it illegal search for euthanasia?"
"What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus"
"If a stripper got ""$20"" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend over & say ""Hindsight's $20/$20!"" ...What a money maker!"