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Joke of the Day
"How do lesbian couples celebrate their anniversary? By eating out."
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"What did one priest say to the other priest? ""Do you know where my son is?"" ""Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."""
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?"
"Everyone on here complains about ""the hivemind"" and ""circlejerk"" ruining the site I don't get it, it's not like it's Comcast or anything?"
"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"
"I went into a convenience store today... I asked the shop keeper if they sell stationery there. He replied no, they're allowed to move around."
"Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure? He was a little shellfish."
"What's the best thing about fucking 93 year olds? NOTHING!!!"
"What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!"