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Joke of the Day

"My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments."

"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."

"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."

"You know what really burns my ass? A midget with a lighter."

"You can't run through a campground... you can only ran, because it's past tents."

"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"

"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."

"Woman: ""Can you please call me a taxi?"" Man: ""You're a taxi"""

"Interesting fact about Fight Club Your text post (optional)"

"Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5"