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Joke of the Day

"I created the friend zone defense in basketball. You basically just compliment the other guys but never make a move."

"When i was a kid, my father said he wanted me to be an autodidact. I asked him what that word meant. He told me to look it up. Happy Father's Day, everyone!"

"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"

"The bar (Dad joke) First guy walks into a bar. Second guy walks into the same bar. Third guy ducks."

"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""

"I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer."

"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"

"My granddad's favourite joke What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence..."

"Isn't it time we stopped celebrating Columbus day? Peter Falk died in 2011."