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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"

"A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones. Especially when it's their wife on the line."

"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"

"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""

"Love is blind, said the blind to the deaf I can see that."

"I'm human, but I never got to go to space. Dogs and monkeys *aren't human, but they did. That's the gist of my lawsuit against NASA."

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."

"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."

"It was Christmastime, and everybody was feeling Merry. So she went home."