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Joke of the Day
"Love is blind, said the blind to the deaf I can see that."
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"If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!"
"i just thought of a funny line to use in my old age ""when i am having trouble peeing, i look down, and tell my penis to stop being a dick, and get on with it."""
"I'm so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)"
"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."
"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"
"Knock knock! 'Who's there?' 'To' 'To who' '*to whom' 'Kill yourself'"
"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"
"-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner"
"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""