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Joke of the Day

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."

"I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad."

"What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common? They're both the master race!"

"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"

"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"

"What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night."

"did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way"

"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"

"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"

"If you get raped... Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you."