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Joke of the Day

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter a dick up your arse."

"Why can't java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse."

"There's 3 kinds of people in this world people who can count, and people who can't count"

"Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car. It's a Jag.u.r."

"A good time I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds."

"What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death"

"What's the difference... ...between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"

"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."

"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"