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Joke of the Day

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."

"Not knowing that it's called ""baby corn"" isn't a big deal... ...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said ""oooh, I LOVE child corn"" in a crowded restaurant."

"I named my WIFI after my Ex Girlfriend. I never really connect with it, it's very slow and also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"

"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."

"Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him? Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods."

"go to college so you can get a job to pay for college"

"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"

"Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday- Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves."