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Joke of the Day

"My dog stared at me for 10 minutes. Then, like magic, I knew he had to poop. And now, I have my own psychic show on A&E.;"

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"

"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"

"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"

"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"Did you know God does drugs? Psalms 83:18 says he is the most high over all the earth..."

"I don't always say bye... but when I do, it's to Felicia"

"You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history."