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Joke of the Day
"What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them."
Next Joke
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."
"What would you call a restaurant for anorexics? The Empty Plate..."
"What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"Why aren't midgets attention whores? Cause they know they're important."
"What is the speed limit for sex? 68 . Because at 69 you flip over and eat it."
"*puts bread in toaster* hmm something strange about the toaster today Duck(from in toaster): no there isnt"
"What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire? ""Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."""
"I took this guys order at work last night. It was delicious."
"What's do pot and pusssy have in common? You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room."