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Joke of the Day
"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."
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"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."
"I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off."
"My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like!"
"Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future... Rush Hour 4!"
"Why is PC the mustard race? Because consoles can't ketchup."
"Since joining Twitter, about 8 aggressive lampposts have walked up to me in the street and punched me in the face."
"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other..."
"Two guys walked into a bar... They didn't see it."