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Joke of the Day

"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"

"Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean ""afraid of xenomorphs""."

"My first day in prison & my giant cell-mate wants to play house. He asks me if I want to be Mama or Papa. I tell him I'll be Papa. ""Ok Papa. Now get over here and suck Mama's dick."""

"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."

"Caitlyn Jenner, Republican So it turns out Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican! A member of the very party that discriminates against people like her! Can you believe the balls on that woman???"

"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."

"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."

"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."

"Over the weekend, the new ""Godzilla"" movie came out. I don't know how Godzilla doesn't hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece."

"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."