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Joke of the Day

"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"

"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."

"Really cool thing about skateboards is you can take the wheels off and bash your skull in if you still use them in your forties."

"Why do onions have poor self-image? Because people cry when they get onions naked."

"Water is so good when it's mixed with barley, hops, and yeast."

"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"

"The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if i wanted to donate 2$ to end world hunger, i was like HELL YEAH! I had no idea we were this close! I'm gonna be a god damn hero! Joke by Matt Donaher"

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."