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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"
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"Why did the monkey cross the road? To loot the pharmacy on the other side"
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"Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat"
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"What does a redneck say for foreplay? ""Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"""
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"What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster? An impasta."
"Did you hear the joke about King Midas and King Oedipus? It's pure, motherfucking gold."