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Joke of the Day
"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""
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"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"
"Have you heard the story when the idiot said no?"
"My thumb keeps attacking my pinky... I've got a civil war on my hands!"
"*Ghost snatches phone from me* ""Who you gonna call now?"""
"People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?"
"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."
"Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising."
"When you ask if I want fries or salad, I'll pretend it's a tough choice and we'll enjoy a genial laugh before you bring me more ketchup."