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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the story when the idiot said no?"

"Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty."

"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."

"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."

"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"

"I just bought a bidet The salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!"

"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says 'Make me one with everything'."

"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"