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Joke of the Day
"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"
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"Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it"
"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."
"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"
"What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!"
"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."
"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."
"Necrophiliacs love going out on expiration dates."
"Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""Bach, bach, bach"""