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Joke of the Day

"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."

"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."

"Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home."

"Joke's on my neighbour, I actually like being kept locked in his shed."

"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"

"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."

"A student staring off in class... The teacher said to the student ""starring off into space never got anyone far in life."" The student quipped ""That's what they told Galileo."""