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Joke of the Day
"I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver."
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"How much do my arms have to weigh before I can be considered heavily armed?"
"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."
"What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen? Carloss"
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."
"What do you call a semi-professional proctologist? Someone doing a half-assed job."
"How do you castrate a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."
"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"
"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."
"I farted in an Apple Store Not my fault they don't have Windows"