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Joke of the Day
"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"
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"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
"Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard."
"Top Gun (PG) - 1986 A military jet suffers thru two arrogant pilots' bro-speak until finally fighting back, killing one of them - 110 mins"
"What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie."
"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."
"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."
"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""
"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sure, you can stay, but don't start anything!"""
"I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed."