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Joke of the Day

"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."

"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."

"When I'm on phone with tech support or costumer service, I say the whitest shit. ""Sure thing"" - ""You bet"" - ""Correct"" - ""Tell me about it"""

"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."

"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."

"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"

"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""

"A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption."

"I tried to kill a spider by drowning it in douche and now it keeps picking fights with me on social media"

"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"