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Joke of the Day

"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""

"How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams ""REPOST"""

"Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?"

"I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick"

"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"

"What does heroin make you feel like? More heroin."

"As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed... She turned to me and said, ""What do you think of post-sex?"" ""I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box."" I replied."

"Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store."

"A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed twenty pots of Tippex this morning. Big mistake."

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."