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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."

"The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I went running today but came back after 5 minutes because I forgot something I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes."

"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"

"If they worked, nobody would own more than one self-help book."

"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."

"I'm picking up some really good vibes from this guy... ...because he's not coming with me tonight. :("

"Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!"

"Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life."