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Joke of the Day
"Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!"
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"I'm not superstitious, I'm just a bit stitious."
"I invited Alan over for dinner. ""Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?"" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*"
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet!"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult."
"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."
"Boobs are like Christmas trees... ...it doesn't matter if they are real or fake, as long as they look good."
"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"
"FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that's why she has two names"
"what's white and smells like brown poop? white poop ahhahahhahahaahahahahahahha edit: realized you don't get karma here :C"