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Joke of the Day

"Man goes to the Doctor Doctor, my dick is shaped like a rocket. Well, I bet your wife is over the moon about it."

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents."

"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."

"A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother. Think about that."

"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."

"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"

"Did you here about the man who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. He was pretty shaken up about it."

"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"

"Want to hear the worst self-referential joke in the world? You just did!"

"I'm just waiting for a bold, courageous restaurant that IS responsible for lost or stolen items."