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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about the man who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. He was pretty shaken up about it."
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"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"
"[notice son's not home] [text] Me: IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT! I SAID HOME BY 11! 17: You were my ride. Me: Oh. Where are you again?"
"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"
"If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?"
"Microwaves should have a ""Pfft"" button."
"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because they're only good for making coffee."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"BAD LAWYER Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."
"Police station toilet stolen Officers say they have nothing to go on"