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Joke of the Day

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents."

"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"

"What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR"

"Needed one cotton ball. Two were left. Took both so one wouldn't feel lonely. I also have strong feelings about the last two pudding cups."

"Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."

"Today I Fucked Up... the couch"

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"

"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."

"Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic."