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Joke of the Day
"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"
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"Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security"
"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."
"My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon. The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better."
"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."
"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."
"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load into it. #bigsorry"
"what do you call a man wrapped in meat?"
"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"
"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."