160871
Joke of the Day
"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."
Next Joke
"People who write hai and bai, wai?"
"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."
"My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life."
"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."
"I would tell you a joke about bins.. ..But it's rubbish."
"When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time. Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room."
"Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?"
"Why is Reddit full of liberals? All the conservatives are out working."
"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."