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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."

"What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski."

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

"What's the worst part about working with a gamer? They're always trying to 1-Up you."

"If I ever need an amber lamps really quickly... I'm going to call a tow truck instead."

"What do you call a Canadian singer eating French mustard on the roof? Ceiling Dijon."

"Most people prefer quilts over duvets but you shouldn't make blanket statements."

"Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass? The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already"

"TIL Lorena Bobbitts sister also tried to cut off her husband's penis. She missed and hit a major artery, almost killing him. She was charged with a misdeweiner."

"The hazards of time travel: Magneto clubbed to death by primitive stone-age man."