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Joke of the Day
"Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her nipples."
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"""Are you watching porn again??"" No way! This is an episode of 'How It's Made' about people."
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive"
"There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business."
"What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines."
"Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?"
"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"
"My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it."
"Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery? They had no leads."