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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an army of corn? The Musket - ears"

"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"

"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."

"Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, what's to destroy?"

"I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine."

"Sockets What did one socket say to the other? Stay grounded."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat."

"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."

"Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos."

"Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way."