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Joke of the Day

"Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way."

"Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend."

"Rodman, Rogen and Jong-un walk into a bar...(add your punchline because I don't have un!)"

"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :("

"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."

"I said to the chemist: ""Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?"" He said: ""Why?"" I said: ""She keeps waking up."""

"I really need to stop making jokes about drugs... They always seem to fall snort."

"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."