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Joke of the Day

"Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way."

"What did the tailor say after a job well done? There is nothing left too loose."

"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."

"What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther."

"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."

"I'm on this new diet where I can eat anything but sugar, bread, meat, fruit, and food"

"If you find that China is not working... ... Have you tried updating your Mao settings?"

"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."

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"What do you call a midget that does cocaine? A low blow"