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Joke of the Day

"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."

"Why is NATO afraid of Russia? Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this."

"Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet."

"Have you heard of the man that walked all day and only moved two feet? .....That's all he had."

"2015 twilight zone episode abt me wanting to get jacked so my clothes fit better but then I get so jacked they look too tight and weird"

"Why was Nancy always on top when the Reagans made love? Ronald Reagan always fucked up."

"A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don't Tell"

"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."