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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"

"A guy is talking to his friend about his new girlfriend ""I did her up the arse on the first date"" the guy reveals proudly. ""no shit?"" His friend replies. ""nah, she had an enema beforehand"""

"My bartender offered me a new drink last night called a ""Sandy."" It's a watered-down Manhattan."

"How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him."

"Constipated people don't give a crap."

"Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian? Too *forced*, his punchlines were"

"It was a good decision to remove all the mirrors from my car I haven't looked back since."

"How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence? Shocked."

"Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church? He was invited to thunday math."

"A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum PSH!"