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Joke of the Day
"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."
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"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""
"Can we all agree the biggest balls belong to the first person to set up a tip jar at Starbucks?"
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."
"Kanye West."
"I got rid of 300 unnecessary lbs after 6 months. The divorce papers are finalized today."
"Optimus Prime partially clothed ... Semi-nude."
"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"
"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"