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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the man that walked all day and only moved two feet? .....That's all he had."
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"Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, ""will you have your usual tonight?"" Rene replies ""I think not"" and he disappears."
"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"
"How to comfort a Grammar Nazi ""They're Their There"""
"What is the only difference between this year and last year? A building in Dubai."
"Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off."
"Don't you just hate murderers & people who pronounce ""either"" differently than you do?"
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home"
"Ladies: this giant sunglasses shit needs to stop. I can't tell you how pretty you are when you have a goddamn Millennium Falcon on each eye."