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Joke of the Day

"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"

"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."

"A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots."

"What were Jesus' final words? ""So long and thanks for all the fish."" Edit: Everyone hates me."

"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? Because it was making him moody."

"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? My refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it."

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"

"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"