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Joke of the Day

"What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit."

"I hate bikes that carry two people. I can't tandem."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."

"How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One to generate a ""ChangeLightBulb"" event to the socket."

"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"

"I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco. THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage"

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"

"Even if God himself appeared & said ""Dude, I am real and you need to go to church today,"" I would still be like ""Yeah it's been a long week"""

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"

"People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles."