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Joke of the Day
"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"
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"How do you measure pain? In Hertz."
"Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf."
"A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts."
"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? The sausage tastes like shit."
"If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of ""yabba dabba do's"" in there to see if anyone notices."
"Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat."
"My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible.. I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch. Anybody got any they wanna share?"
"I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend She was never there"