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Joke of the Day
"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"
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"[Struts in lookin fly as heck in my speedo, shower cap and armfull of baby dolls struts out with new understanding of the term baby shower]"
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"Radio from an American boat: Mayday, mayday. We are sinking! Radio back from a German rescue ship: What are you sinking about?"
"I like my women like I like my car parking spaces... Disabled only."
"How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem? He works it out with a pencil! = "
"What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!"
"Me: I want a... Debit card: Nope. Me: Ok. Just making sure."
"[at the hunting store] Me: where's the camo gear? Clerk [winks]: exactly"