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Joke of the Day

"How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One to generate a ""ChangeLightBulb"" event to the socket."

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"

"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."

"What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men? Live Jasmine"

"[a girl favs my tweet] [goes to pharmacy] one condom please"

"I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry."

"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."

"Coworker: people around the office think you're too controlling Me: what's that? Coworker: oh, sorry *raises hand*"

"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""