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Joke of the Day

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"

"Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone."

"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""

"Why is there a wolf on Wall Street. Animals are bad with money. My cat just lost $80 at high-stakes uno"

"When I hear the Christmas song about nuts roasting on an open fire, my testicles move into a defensive formation."

"One of the worst things you can possibly do to someone is return their text with a call."

"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""

"Looks like we set back the clock twice this week... First on Sunday, then on election night."

"Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin"

"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"