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Joke of the Day
"I hate bikes that carry two people. I can't tandem."
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"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"
"[sees some cut grass] ""Nice"" [sees some ripped leaves] ""oh yea"" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] ""holy shit"""
"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."
"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"
"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."